Tuesday, October 28, 2014

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So I was jacking it on "chatterbate" today with this one model I really love. I asked her as I tipped her a few tokens as she came for like the fifth time a question. I was like
how did god make that?
i would love to read the Instruction Manuel
at which point everyone in the room, including the girl laughed.
and then some guy whose name is like BILLYSHAKE92 or some such....
goes "very well said"
So now i masturbating, talking to the person I am masturbating too and being complemented on my english phrasing by a guy named
She came....I came...
And absurd moments like is why I love the internet and believe in God

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