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Vitaly Taratut

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So I was jacking it on "chatterbate" today with this one model I really love. I asked her as I tipped her a few tokens as she came for like the fifth time a question. I was like
*fantaratut:
how did god make that?

*fantaratut:
i would love to read the Instruction Manuel
at which point everyone in the room, including the girl laughed.
and then some guy whose name is like BILLYSHAKE92 or some such....
goes "very well said"
So now i masturbating, talking to the person I am masturbating too and being complemented on my english phrasing by a guy named
BillyShake
She came....I came...
And absurd moments like is why I love the internet and believe in God

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  Vitaly Taratut I had to edit that, because the first time i wrote that I was 1 complimented by a dude......2 "I came" and then 3she came... and it sounded gay...like I came becasue some guy complimented me on my English.....which was not the case...probably.

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  Vitaly Taratut That being said i changed it too "She came, I Came" to avoid any confusions.

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  Vitaly Taratut #notgayforproperEnglish #chaterbate

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  Vitaly Taratut I am gonna get so much shit for this from people I can feel it.....bring it on. Cant a man just be honest.....

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  Vitaly Taratut Also i know that everyone laughed becasue I saw the girl laughing and everyone else (AKA DUDES), wrote lol cause they were laughing too...or so they say.......you can never tell....and If i could it probably be gay....I only cared about making the girl laugh....but I am a funny guy....no homo intended...none received....not that there is anything wrong that. #IncendendalyMadeA_StrangeGuyLaughWhoHadHisDickInhishands

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  Vitaly Taratut #extenentialChatterbatehabits

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  Brian Coghlan Very intriguing story, Vitaly. Do what you gotta do

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  Vitaly Taratut I never thought of my self as Jesus christ.......but that Gif would make a hilarious church window....in the church of TOOT

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  Vitaly Taratut Stained Glass Gif ^^^

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  Vitaly Taratut Just Imagine Gods love shining through a window with that picture on it.

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