Thursday, July 12, 2012

Old omeegel conversation

You: do you think if the Vikings came to our time they would be more amazed at the amount of glow in the dark shit....or how we take it all for granted?
Stranger: Jews
Stranger: daleks
you: explain...
Stranger: Jews
Stranger: daleks
Stranger: we are the daleks
Stranger: EXTERMINATE
Stranger: EXTERMINATE
you: exterminate who?
Stranger: THE DOCTOR
You: Vikings didn’t have doctors
Stranger: DALEKS HATE VIKINGS
you: and they certainly didn’t have Jews
Stranger: EXTERMINATE
you: where do u daleks come from?
Stranger: SKARO
you: ah I c
Stranger: EXTERMINATE THE TARDIS
you: and you hate Jews?
You: how do you feel about Mexicans?
Stranger: WE HATE TIME LORDS
Stranger: EXTERMINATE
you: even marty mcfly?
You: you hate Marty mcfly?
Stranger: EXTERMINATE MCFLY
You: LOL
you: he has a time machine...how are you going to exterminate someone with a time machine
Stranger: DALEKS DONT HAVE EMOTION ONLY ANGER AND HATRED
Stranger: WE TRAVEL IN TIME
Stranger: EXTERMINATE TIME
you: so you made out of light?
Stranger: WE ARE SUPERIOR
Stranger: WE ARE SUPERIOR
you: if god told you Mexicans can’t dance...what would you say?
Stranger: PRAISE DAVROS
Stranger: WE ARE SUPERIOR
you: you are suprior to Mexicans or to dancing?
You: superior*
Stranger: WE ARE THE DALEKS WE ARE SUPERIOR TO EVERYTHING
Stranger: EXTERMINATE EVERYTHING
You: so you are superior to time...hate Mexicans, dancing and Jews...care not for Vikings...and wish to exterminate everything?
Stranger: YES WEARE THE DALEKS
you: well...praise Davros then
Stranger: PRAISE DAVROS
you: praise Davros
Stranger: WEARE THE DALEKS
you: we are the daleks
Stranger: PRAISE DAVROS
you: indeed
Stranger: EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR
you: may he smite the filthy Mexicans...and neon lights...and...The dancing Jews
Stranger: EXTERMINATE TOM BAKER
you: why do we daleks hate doctors?
Stranger: EXTERMINATE DAVID TENNANT
Stranger: EXTERMINATE CHRISTOPHER ECCLESTONE
Stranger: WE HATE THE DOCTOR
Stranger: EXTERMINATE THE DOCOTR
You: I understand
you: this one doctor once stuck his ass up my hand
you: exterminate the doctor
Stranger: EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR
Stranger: EXTERMINATE DAVID TENNANT
you: what shows do we dalaks watch?
Stranger: TORCHWOOD
Stranger: EXTERMINATE TORCHWOOD
you: obviously not one with David tennant.....
You: do dalaks like spike lee?
Stranger: EXTERMINATE SPIKE LEE
you: exterminate extermination?
Stranger: EXTERMINATE LANGUAGE
you: thank you derrida
you: language exterminate itself...
Stranger: EXTERMINATE OMEGLE
You: why?
Stranger: EXTERMINATE OMEGLE
Stranger: and yermum
you: Davros hates omegle?
Stranger: DAVROS HATES REALITY
Stranger: and your mum
you: yeah well we all hate my mom
you: bitch thinks....that just because I don’t go to church she can’t take away my x box
You: well fuck church and fuck god
Stranger: EXTERMINATE XBOX
You: Davros > Jesus
You: would Davros give me a x box I became a dahak?
Stranger: HUMENS CANT BECOME DALEKS
Stranger: THEY ARE INFERIOR
you: but surely Davros could help me
you: I mean he is Davros
Stranger: YOU ARE INFERIOR
you: well compared to Davros so are you
Stranger: DAVROS IS SUPERIOR
you: agreed
Stranger: HOW OLD ARE YOU
You: EXTERMINATE AGE
Stranger: EXTERMINATE!!!!!
Stranger: you bitch ass nigga

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